Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Kalen Adams
Shrouded Cirein
The Course's Shifting, Misty Memory
Forgets Which Reality It's Phasing Through
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Born from the first tidal wave, the Shrouded Cirein has witnessed the evolution of all aquatic cryptids, its form shifting with the currents of time while maintaining its ancient essence.
Can phase between corporeal and mist-like states; scales reflect colors of different aquatic environments; bioluminescent markings change based on nearby cryptids.
Serves as a living archive of submerged cryptid knowledge, preserving the histories and connections between water-dwelling cryptids across all leagues.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Kalen Adams, our 31st-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose E round at River Bottoms was about as exciting as watching kelp photosynthesize. His Shrouded Cirein tag (ancient water serpent, hates raves) is being forcibly parented by Cosmic Qilin (Thunderbird's glittery spirit animal) in what I can only describe as a cosmic custody battle.
Sigh Yes folks, we've reached peak absurdity where a piece of plastic has more family drama than Succession. Kalen's +5 differential suggests he's... fine? Like microwave popcorn fine. Not burnt, not perfect, just... there.
Will our aquatic elder tag embrace its new psychedelic step-parent, or will it stage a coup and drag Kalen down to the briny depths of mid-tier obscurity? Find out next week on "As The Bag Tag Turns"!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Shrouded Cirein, the aquatic cryptid who manifested when some stoned Scottish fisherman threw his last haggis into Loch Ness and whispered "Be the change you wish to sea." Now this eldritch water noodle phases between dimensions like a glitchy TikTok filter, haunting disc golfers who dare approach water hazards. Because nothing says "competitive plastic tossing" like pretending your bag tag is a Lovecraftian Roomba. Will it drag your discs to the depths or just judge your form?
And so the Shrouded Cirein stirred from its haggis-fueled slumber, sensing a worthy vessel for its aquatic torment. It found Kalen Adams (PDGA #234087 - a number whispered in fear by water hazards everywhere) practicing his forehand skips off Loch Ness itself. "Finally," gurgled the cryptid, "a man who understands that 'laying up' is for cowards and people who like dry socks." As mist swirled, the tag materialized in his bag with a wet plop. But can this mere mortal handle a disc-drowning demon that judges his release angles like a Scottish grandmother?