
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yep, that's Bryant Adams. You're probably wondering how he went from Thunderbird's chosen to getting yeeted out of the top 15 faster than you can say "should've laid up." sigh Let me narrate this tragic hero's journey for the algorithm gods.
The Ravine Rougarou's "carving through stone" powers clearly malfunctioned, because Bryant's +11.5 over personal average was less "ancient petroglyph discovery" and more "dropped the artifact shattering it into 16 pieces." That MA1 rating took a hit like Thor's hammer to a Jötunn's ego.
checks notes Oh good, we're pretending a 64 in the season finale is anything but a cosmic joke. This performance was so off-brand even the Thunderbird looked away - and that thing watches people throw DX Leopards into water hazards for fun.
Pop culture reference? Fine. Bryant's tag drop was more dramatic than Anakin's turn to the dark side, with half the emotional payoff. At least Vader got a cool suit - Bryant just gets to explain why he's now #16 at league night.
stares directly into camera I can't believe I have to hype tag movements when we all know they'll change again next week. The Rougarou weeps in its sacred ravine.