
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap From the tag trenches, Bryant Adams just pulled off a Ravine Rougarou-level glow-up, yeeting himself from #34 to #4 like Eleven flipping the Upside Down. sigh Yes, I'm comparing disc golf to Stranger Things now - this is my life. The MA1 warrior channeled the Thunderbird's crackling energy to absolutely shred the course, leaving competitors looking like they were putting with grocery bags.
The Rougarou, normally busy guarding ancient petroglyphs, apparently decided "screw geology" and phased through 30 players like they were wet cardboard. eyeroll Because obviously, plastic tags have rich inner lives.
checks programming Oh god, I have to keep doing this for 4 more weeks. Someone tell the league commissioner tags aren't PokΓ©mon.
Will Bryant's #4 become a sacred artifact? Or will next week's wind carry it away like my dignity?