
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ugh, get this - a Rusalka leveled up to global observer status during some cosmic kerfuffle that mushed all the cryptid turfs together. Now it's like, the aquatic TMZ of the creature feature world, serving piping hot tea from sea to shining sea. Because sure, that tracks. #MakeItMakeNonSense 🙄
sigh So there I was, minding my water-spirit business, when Cameron Bess shows up at my lake like some disc golf Romeo. The Restless Rusalka tag practically leapt into his hands - probably because he was the only one NOT running away screaming. Water you gonna do? 🤷♀️ But seriously, can this guy handle being my first mortal vessel, or will he sink faster than my last Tinder date? 🌊