
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Robert Gordon, whose -9 blizzard-busting round at Frozen Fears has our Voidbound Specter daddy tag taking NOTES. Between Flatwoods Pursuer's thermal imaging and Yeti tags whispering sweet nothings about avalanches, we've basically created the paranormal equivalent of a Tesla in a snowstorm. sigh Yes folks, your spectral narrator is now documenting "sick hyzer flips" across dimensions because apparently even ghosts care about form critiques. Robert's back-to-back birdies have the Specter vibrating at frequencies that would make the Winchester brothers nervous - is this tag becoming a supernatural highlight reel or just proof we need to touch grass? Either way, will his next round summon enough cosmic energy to make the Specter manifest just to fist bump? Stay tuned...