
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Cryptid Family Therapy," Jermaine Kelly (standing: 36th) delivered a -9 performance so icy it made the Ropen Scout tag consider investing in thermal underwear. The bioluminescent scout (tag #9) has been teaching Hollow Specter (tag #97) to glow up literally and metaphorically, though the spectral entity remains stubbornly emo about it. Watching these tags interact is like witnessing a nature documentary narrated by a depressed college student - equal parts fascinating and concerning. Jermaine's Yeti-worthy ascent (+44 happiness differential) has the tags vibrating at frequencies that would make Bigfoot blush. Will our hero's continued success finally convince Hollow Specter to stop writing cryptid poetry in its void journal? Or are we doomed to another week of existential tag drama?