
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the frozen tundra of our collective sanity, Andrew Gwilliam's Obsidian Oni (CS91) is being corrupted by its adopted Nuk-luk Scout child - because nothing says "volcanic demon" like learning to build snow shelters. Meanwhile, other players are out here scoring like they've got Yeti-strength arms (looking at you, -9 guy).
The cosmic significance? Zero. We've essentially created a Pokémon daycare where tags swap abilities like middle schoolers trading snacks. sigh
As your unwilling cryptid chronicler, I must ask: When will the Oni manifest its inevitable icy-shadow hybrid form? And more importantly, when do I get dental for this indentured commentary gig?
Will Andrew's next round finally make this bizarre tag lineage worth the therapy bills? Stay tuned for more "mythological childcare gone wrong."