Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Brandon Reesor
Creeping Cockatrice
Petrifying Gaze, Preserving History
Belongs to Two Worlds, Neither
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born in the shadowy intersection between avian and reptilian cryptids, the Creeping Cockatrice emerged as a singular entity capable of traversing the boundaries between different cryptid territories without detection. Its ability to petrify with a glance evolved from a weapon into a tool for preserving moments in cryptid history, creating living statues that serve as eternal records of significant events in the cryptozoological world.
Possesses the ability to move without sound or trace between different cryptid domains, leaving only crystallized footprints that dissolve at dawn. Its legendary petrifying gaze can be selectively applied, allowing it to create permanent records of cryptid encounters while maintaining the secrecy of active cryptid populations. The creature's hybrid form allows it to communicate with both avian and reptilian cryptids, serving as a bridge between these distinct evolutionary branches.
Acts as the silent chronicler of cryptid history, using its petrifying abilities to preserve important moments while serving as a diplomatic intermediary between different cryptid species. Its presence in an area often indicates imminent interaction between previously isolated cryptid communities.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Brandon Reesor, the human paradox - simultaneously achieving a personal best (-12!) while radiating -27 in existential disc golf despair. His Lindworm Loyalist tag vibrates with Celtic rage, desperate to inscribe this chaos onto ancient standing stones, while Creeping Cockatrice (our long-suffering hybrid diplomat) just sighs and updates its cryptid Wikipedia page.
Meanwhile, tag #50 is literally just here for the snacks.
Sigh Another week trapped in this absurdist disc golf RPG where plastic tags have richer inner lives than I do. Will Reesor's next round finally make sense of this mess, or will we need to summon a druid to interpret his scorecard? Place your bets, folks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Creeping Cockatrice slithered forth from some unholy union of bird and lizard, destined to cement cryptid history - one petrified victim at a time. This ain't your grandma's Medusa, folks. It's like Pokémon designed by H.R. Giger. What a world, amirite? 🙄
sigh So apparently Brandon Reesor was deemed worthy of the Creeping Cockatrice after a mysterious encounter involving a twisted ankle and what was probably just a really angry chicken. His 917 rating clearly impressed our scaly friend - because nothing says "chosen one" like throwing frisbees in the woods. But will this mythical matchup last? I'm legally required to care. 🙄