Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Niko Mascarenas
Chimeric Echo
A Walking Cryptid Genetic Database
Never Holds Form for Long
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the first documented cryptid hybridization event when a Sasquatch and Chupacabra unexpectedly produced offspring in the 1920s, carrying unstable genetic markers that manifested this new entity.
Shimmers with unstable physical form, leaves temporary phantom limbs in its wake, and absorbs traits from cryptids it encounters before eventually discarding them.
Serves as a living record of cryptid genetic exchange, revealing hidden connections between seemingly unrelated cryptid species across different regions.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Chimeric Echo, the bag tag equivalent of a Sasquatch-Chupacabra TikTok collab gone wrong. This week, Niko Mascarenas fed it conflicting data: a fiery -2 at Crucible's Call (should please the Phoenix-draining Snuffer) with the enthusiasm of someone who just remembered they left the oven on (-30 diff). Our unstable king now mirrors Niko's 37th-place series standing - present, but barely. The cosmic joke? This tag's family tree has more branches than a Yeti's armpit. As your imprisoned narrator, I demand hazard pay for tracking which limbs grow/fall off weekly. Will Niko become the stabilizing force this genetic catastrophe needs, or are we one bad round from the tag developing a OnlyFans? 🔥🦶
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Chimeric Echo #87, the cryptid equivalent of a Tinder hookup gone horribly right. When a Sasquatch (8ft, loves long walks in mist) swiped right on a Chupacabra (bloodthirsty, bad texter), their 1920s lovechild became this glitchy, shapeshifting abomination. Like if Venom got wasted at Burning Man and absorbed every cryptid’s worst traits. Now it haunts your disc bag, leaving phantom limbs and existential dread. Why are we like this?
The stars aligned—or more accurately, a raccoon knocked over a trash can—when Niko Mascarenas (PDGA #282430, aka "The Man Who Bogeyed Fate") stumbled upon Chimeric Echo #87. Legend says it chose him after he three-putted a 10ft birdie look, proving he had the perfect blend of ambition and hubris. The tag whispered, "You’re basically cryptid catnip now." But can this mere mortal handle a shapeshifting abomination that probably judges his form? Spoiler: No.