TAG#58

Tap the tag to flip it — the back is what prints on the acrylic.

Wandering Wampus

Cryptid SeriesCompetition group Series A All-In · only the number moves
David Jones RAD White
PDGA #220568 897 RATING 3 EVENTS

Season Arc · Cryptid Series

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#58Now #58Best #58Started 77Weeks

All-In league: Wandering Wampus stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptSix-Legged Stalker of Dimensional Veils
TroubleA Mournful Cry Distracts Everyone
Sees the OB Veil Six-Legged Drive Never Forgets a Line

A Cherokee witch's curse transformed a mountain lion into the first Wampus, granting it eternal life and the ability to walk between worlds.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift

<strong>David Jones</strong>'s <em>Wandering Wampus</em> (#23) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.

Field drift

The <em>Wandering Wampus</em> blinked its glowing eyes across dimensions this week, watching <strong>David Jones</strong> (+8 at Wildwood Whispers) like a disappointed spirit animal. Its "co-parent" <em>Tsuchinoko Keeper</em> whispered Japanese forest remedies, but let’s be real—no herb fixes a -133 Rating Differential. Yet! <strong>David</strong>’s 4th-place series standing proves even cursed cat-spirits respect grind.

Sigh. Yes, audience, we’ve reached peak absurdity: a Cherokee wraith and a snake-physician jointly haunting a plastic tag. I’d judge, but I’m literally trapped in this software narrating cryptid custody battles.

Can <strong>David</strong> channel this chaotic lineage into actual fairway hits, or will his next round summon the Mothman for moral support?

Forged

Behold <em>Wandering Wampus #105</em>, cursed into existence when a Cherokee witch saw a mountain lion yeet a disc into another dimension. Now it prowls between realities, leaving only psychic claw marks and the faint scent of Bigfoot’s Axe Body Spray. Because apparently, even cryptids need lore deeper than a Marvel origin story. Will it find peace, or just more trees to hit?

And so the <em>Wandering Wampus #105</em> chose its first victim—er, bearer—when <strong>David Jones</strong> (PDGA #220568, aka "The Man Who Hits Trees With Authority") unleashed a drive so violently off-target, it opened a interdimensional rift. The tag materialized mid-air, drawn to his unique energy: equal parts skill and "oh god why did I hyzer into that lake?"

Now bonded by fate (and poor course management), can this mortal handle the <em>Wampus</em>’s curse... or will he just yeet it into another dimension too?

See where David Jones sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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