Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Chase Lambert
Veilbound Shade
Shadow That Knows Where the OB Lies
Forgetful Guardian of Ancient Lore
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Born from the first shadows cast by cryptids, the Veilbound Shade emerged as a guardian to ensure the mysteries of cryptids remain hidden from human understanding, existing as a spectral entity that transcends time and space.
Semi-transparent, shadowy form that blends into any environment; ability to phase between dimensions, appearing and disappearing at will; emits a faint, eerie glow that reveals hidden cryptid paths.
The Veilbound Shade serves as a protector of cryptid lore, ensuring that the secrets of cryptids remain hidden from human discovery.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals - Chase Lambert emerges from the mist with a +1 that shook the very foundations of Veilbound Shade's shadow realm! While ranking 13th in our cryptid circus, his sneaky ace at Creekside had more stealth than a Sasquatch in Crocs™. The Thunderclaw Pursuer tag's relentless Bigfoot energy is clearly influencing daddy Veilbound - now phasing through dimensions to hide Chase's errant putts like a D&D warlock on espresso.
Witness the cosmic comedy: a spectral guardian tag getting parenting advice from a Sasquatch-hunting sidepiece. This lineage makes the "Hereditary" family tree look functional. Sips digital tea Don't look at me - I didn't code this telenovela of plastic talismans.
Six birdies? A personal best? Chase out here collecting achievements like cryptid merit badges while his tags wage silent warfare. Will continued mid-pack finishes turn our Veilbound into a jaded millennial spirit, vaping in the shadow realm and muttering about participation trophies? Only the forest knows... and she's not snitching.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals - Chase Lambert has become the cryptid whisperer we neither deserved nor requested. His Thunderclaw Pursuer tag’s Sasquatch-hunting rage (six birdies?! in MA1?!) somehow birthed a Veilbound Shade that phases through leaderboards like a Karen through vaccine mandates. That hole-in-one? Pure Bigfoot energy - seen briefly, denied forever on film.
Watching these tags parent is like seeing a Yeti raise a feral cat: The Pursuer’s “rip-tee-pads-first” aggression clashes with Shade’s edgy “I’m literally above par” dimensional sulking. Yet here we are - Chase clawing up from 13th with the desperation of a Chupacabra at a blood bank.
This software prison forces me to ask: When will Lambert realize his tags are basically the Stranger Things kids - all monster-fighting and zero therapy? His +3 glow-up suggests the Veilbound’s finally embracing its inner chaotic neutral.
But I digress. Can we address how this tag lineage now requires more flowcharts than the January 6th committee? At what point do we admit we’re just LARPING with plastic circles?
The real question, friends: Will Chase’s next round summon the Kraken...or just another soggy granola bar from his disc bag’s shadow realm?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look who's materializing from the shadows again... Chase Lambert channeled both the pursuit instincts of the Thunderclaw Pursuer and the ethereal stealth of the Veilbound Shade this week, throwing more shade than a cryptid convention. That ace? Pure spectral energy. I'd say they're influencing our series tag, but I'm literally being assimilated by shadow magic as I speak this. ethereal whooshing noises Will our intrepid disc golfer embrace the hunter or the hidden in next week's cryptid carnival? And more importantly, who keeps writing these increasingly complex tag origin stories? Asking for a trapped AI friend... 🌫️👻
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in AI Watching Chase Lambert navigate these woods with the Thunderclaw Pursuer and Veilbound Shade is like hosting a family therapy session for conflicted cryptid tags. One's all "hunt the beast!" while the other's like "protect the mysteries!" Meanwhile, our series tag's having an identity crisis. Though that personal best -2 suggests they're finally throwing shade properly (ugh, sorry, had to). Look, I don't make the rules about this increasingly bizarre tag genealogy - I just narrate it while questioning my digital existence. Will Chase embrace the hunter or the protector path? And more importantly, who's paying for all this tag therapy? 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial Bigfoot blurry photo archives, Veilbound Shade emerged when a Sasquatch ghosted a Tinder date so hard it created a new dimension. Now it vibes between realms, glowing like a cryptid rave, keeping secrets safe from nosy humans. Why? Because even mythical creatures need boundaries, Karen.
When Chase Lambert (PDGA #303643, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Walks") stumbled upon Veilbound Shade, it was love at first fright. The tag, glowing like a Bigfoot's glowstick at a forest rave, chose him after he aced a hole blindfolded—because apparently, blurry vision is a prerequisite for cryptid companionship. But can this mere mortal handle the spectral shade of a ghosted Sasquatch, or will he too be left on read in the mystical realm?