
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial Bigfoot blurry photo archives, Veilbound Shade emerged when a Sasquatch ghosted a Tinder date so hard it created a new dimension. Now it vibes between realms, glowing like a cryptid rave, keeping secrets safe from nosy humans. Why? Because even mythical creatures need boundaries, Karen.
When Chase Lambert (PDGA #303643, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Walks") stumbled upon Veilbound Shade, it was love at first fright. The tag, glowing like a Bigfoot's glowstick at a forest rave, chose him after he aced a hole blindfolded—because apparently, blurry vision is a prerequisite for cryptid companionship. But can this mere mortal handle the spectral shade of a ghosted Sasquatch, or will he too be left on read in the mystical realm?