
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial Bigfoot TikTok dance-offs and Chupacabra mukbangs, Ethereal Voyager emerged—a spectral Karen demanding to speak to the manager of cryptid lore. Born when a Yeti accidentally ghosted a Thunderbird on Tinder, this tag now haunts disc golf courses, whispering, "Believe in yourself... and also me." Why? Because apparently, even myths need LinkedIn profiles now.
When Jonathan Charpentier (PDGA #298561, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Swatting Gnats") stumbled upon Ethereal Voyager, it wasn’t fate—it was a cosmic glitch. The tag, mistaking his 760 rating for a Bigfoot sighting, declared him its chosen one. "Finally," it whispered, "a human who can throw discs as cryptically as I exist." But can he handle the pressure of being Ethereal Voyager's first bearer, or will he ghost it like a Yeti on Tinder?