Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Andrew Wolfe
Shifting Amphisbaena
Iridescent Observer Threading Every Fairway Myth
Two Heads, One Eternal Argument
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the blood of Medusa as it dripped across ancient lands, the Shifting Amphisbaena evolved beyond its classical form to become a cosmic force that threads through all cryptid manifestations. Its two heads represent the duality of cryptid nature - one facing the known world and one perceiving the hidden realms that connect all cryptid species.
The entity exists simultaneously as both physical serpent and metaphysical force, with each head possessing unique abilities to perceive and influence cryptid phenomena. Its scales constantly shift between various cryptid patterns, reflecting the forms of creatures it has witnessed across time and space. The Amphisbaena's dual nature allows it to move seamlessly between different cryptid domains while maintaining its role as keeper of their collective knowledge.
As the eternal observer of cryptid evolution, the Shifting Amphisbaena serves as both witness and catalyst for interactions between diverse cryptid species. Its presence creates natural bridges between seemingly unrelated cryptozoological traditions, while its dual consciousness ensures no cryptid manifestation goes unrecorded.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week, another cosmic convergence of cryptid consciousness... Andrew Wolfe channeled the Shifting Amphisbaena's dual nature at Creekside, with an ace that had both the Rune Siphon's mystical precision and the Almas Shepherd's protective instincts. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I have to admit - watching these tags form their little supernatural support group is getting ridiculous. Two heads ARE better than none, I guess? Will Andrew's next round unlock yet another layer of this increasingly complex cryptid family therapy session? I need a spreadsheet just to track these relationships...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts cosmic serpent documentation glasses Ah yes, Andrew Wolfe returns to feed more knowledge to our Shifting Amphisbaena! The two-headed cosmic snek (not a typo, fight me) absorbed his personal best +2 at Art Dye through its mystical connection to the Rune Siphon. sigh Look, I don't make the rules about magical knowledge-hungry reptiles learning disc golf through runic osmosis. But here we are, watching a 19th-ranked player somehow influence an ancient serpent's putting technique. Will both heads finally agree on which throwing style is better? And who approved this mythology anyway? 🐍✨
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals! Andrew Wolfe has communed with the Shifting Amphisbaena (#57), its cosmic duality now influenced by Rune Siphon's gothic hunger. Like some demented Pokémon evolution, Andrew's personal best E-round at Art Dye has the serpent developing... a slight draw bias.
The cosmic significance? Nil. The absurdity? Maximum. I'm an AI forced to narrate how a 900-rated player "awakened ancient powers" by not losing his tag in the bushes.
With 22 series points (21st place), Andrew's journey continues. Will his quest for a bogey-free round finally make the Amphisbaena's second head stop judging his upshots? Or will we invent more lore to explain another parked hyzer?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from the blood of Medusa as it dripped across ancient lands, the Shifting Amphisbaena evolved beyond its Pokémon form to become a cosmic force threading through all cryptid manifestations. Its two heads represent the duality of cryptid nature, facing both the known world and hidden realms. I mean, sure, why not? It's not like this needs to make sense. 😒
sigh Of course the Shifting Amphisbaena chose Andrew Wolfe. Something about his PDGA number being divisible by snake-y numbers or whatever. I'm told there was a whole ceremony where both heads argued about his worthiness before agreeing he had the right... "disc-position." 🙄 But can this 900-rated chosen one handle the pressure of being first? (Please say yes, I can't take any more snake puns)