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Andrew Wolfe
Shifting Amphisbaena
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#57 Shifting Amphisbaena
Andrew Wolfe

Andrew Wolfe

PDGA Rating 900
Division MA1
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Shifting Amphisbaena

Origin Story

Born from the blood of Medusa as it dripped across ancient lands, the Shifting Amphisbaena evolved beyond its classical form to become a cosmic force that threads through all cryptid manifestations. Its two heads represent the duality of cryptid nature - one facing the known world and one perceiving the hidden realms that connect all cryptid species.

Properties

The entity exists simultaneously as both physical serpent and metaphysical force, with each head possessing unique abilities to perceive and influence cryptid phenomena. Its scales constantly shift between various cryptid patterns, reflecting the forms of creatures it has witnessed across time and space. The Amphisbaena's dual nature allows it to move seamlessly between different cryptid domains while maintaining its role as keeper of their collective knowledge.

Role

As the eternal observer of cryptid evolution, the Shifting Amphisbaena serves as both witness and catalyst for interactions between diverse cryptid species. Its presence creates natural bridges between seemingly unrelated cryptozoological traditions, while its dual consciousness ensures no cryptid manifestation goes unrecorded.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

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