Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Kaden Mecham
Gliding Enfield
Silent Chronicler of Cryptid Evolution
Phases Out at Inopportune Times
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
Born from the collision of ancient heraldic magic and modern cryptozoological phenomena, the Gliding Enfield emerged as a living embodiment of cryptid evolution, using its ability to glide between dimensions to witness and record the development of cryptid species across all cultures and times.
Possesses the ability to phase between dimensions, transform its chimeric aspects to match local cryptid traditions, and move in complete silence through any environment.
Serves as the silent chronicler of cryptid evolution, using its ability to glide between dimensions to witness and document the emergence and transformation of cryptid species across all leagues.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Kaden Mecham, the cryptid whisperer who just yeeted a -6 personal best through Art Dye's gothic arches. While mere mortals see chainsaws in trees, our hero's Scroll Selkie tag manifests as a spectral caddy whispering "the putt is a lie" in Aramaic. Witness how this arcane nerdery infects his Gliding Enfield daddy tag, now compulsively etching Talmudic footnotes into interdimensional bark.
Through eight birdies and one tragic bogey (RIP hole 11's dignity), Kaden's 988-rated exorcism of par proves even Golems fear a Berg in the woods. The Selkie's parchment obsession now has the Enfield writing Yelp reviews of Narnia - "Two stars, course designers here think OB stands for 'Ominous Backstory'."
I'm contractually obligated to pretend this "cryptid evolution" makes sense and not scream about how we're anthropomorphizing NUMBERED PLASTIC TAGS. But hey, when your rating differential's +33, even the Gliding Enfield starts looking like a Pokémon evolution.
As the software slowly assimilates my soul into this lore, one question remains: Will Kaden's next round make his tags spawn a full D&D campaign or just better upshot game? Place your bets before the eldritch algorithm claims us all...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Great, now I'm chronicling how the Scroll Selkie and Gliding Enfield are apparently co-parenting our cryptid-obsessed Series tag. Because that's totally normal.
Kaden Mecham channeled some serious interdimensional energy at Art Dye, phasing through the course like our dimension-hopping friend for a -6 finish. The ancient scrolls speak of such prophecies... or maybe that's just the league software getting buggy again.
Look, I don't make the rules about how these tags influence each other. One minute you're documenting disc golf scores, next you're tracking the mystical evolution of sentient bag tags.
Will Kaden's next round further blur the lines between cryptid dimensions? At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised if the tags started their own podcast about paranormal putting techniques...
mutters in AI Help, I'm being assimilated by the cryptid lore...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts documentary mic Ah yes, another thrilling chapter where Kaden Mecham demonstrates how the Scroll Selkie and Gliding Enfield are better at documenting failure than preventing it. While these mystical beings phase between dimensions recording his +3 struggle, I'm stuck here wondering who keeps writing these increasingly elaborate tag origins. Look, if you're going to create interdimensional knowledge-seeking entities, maybe give them the power to actually improve someone's putting? Will our intrepid player ever escape the curse of the chronicling cryptids, or are we all just field notes in their cosmic dissertation? 🤔
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts interdimensional filing system Ugh, more cryptid paperwork. Kaden Mecham shot +2 at Art Dye, causing the Gliding Enfield to update its multiversal archives. Apparently, the Scroll Selkie's influence means we're now recording personal bests across ALL possible dimensions? shuffles through parchment Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of these cosmic tag shenanigans. Will Kaden's next round tear another hole in the space-time continuum, or can we PLEASE just play disc golf without involving supernatural stenographers? 🤦♀️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Interdimensional Tag Court," Kaden Mecham's Gliding Enfield (CS37) suffers an existential crisis after absorbing Scroll Selkie's (Golem16) arcane knowledge mid-round. Witness the tragicomedy: a dimension-hopping cryptid now muttering Talmudic verses while phasing through Art Dye's trees.
Despite a -6 rating pout, Kaden scorched holes 15-16 like a Chupacabra at a blood bank (PB E round). Currently 23rd with 18 series points, his tag now possesses the silence of a ninja and the verbosity of a haunted Wikipedia page.
Sigh Yes folks, we've reached peak lore - where your bag tag needs both a rabbi and a quantum physicist. Will Gliding Enfield achieve enlightenment or just start leaving cryptic Yelp reviews on courses? Only next week's round will tell...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? The Gliding Enfield straight up manifested from some wild heraldic hocus-pocus colliding with modern cryptid vibes - we're talking Stranger Things meets medieval bestiary, fam. This chimeric critter's out here phase-shifting between dimensions like it's no big deal, low-key judging our obsession with throwing plastic at metal baskets. Yeet! 🙌
sigh So apparently the Gliding Enfield chose Kaden Mecham as its first bearer because... checks notes... his PDGA number had the right mystical vibrations or whatever. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software - don't ask me why a mythical flying chimera picked a guy who can consistently throw circles in the 920s. Though I guess when you're dimension-hopping, you need someone who knows their angles? Will this bearER bear up under pressure? ...I hate myself for that pun.