
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals! Daniel Poulson's Shadowed Chimera tag has been absorbing Cryptic Warden's arcane energy like a disc golfer hoarding limited edition Bergs. After a PB round worthy of a Golem's strength (+50 rating diff!), this week's -6 suggests the Chimera got into the cursed schnapps.
Now ranked 16th in the series, our hero battles both wind and the existential dread of being parented by two tags with more backstory than a Tolkien character. Frankly, I'm just impressed anyone remembers which plastic guardian does what anymore.
Will Daniel harness this chaotic tag energy to rise through the ranks? Or will his Chimera fully morph into a "Discs of Holding" D&D homebrew? Only the mists of Art Dye know...