
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Sean Kelley, whose E at River Bottoms (+5 glow-up) finally gave Luminous Crocotta something to brag about at cryptid parent-teacher night. The tag's absorbing Cliffside Chronicler's rock obsession ("Dad, these sedimentary layers SLAP") while its lowercase twin whispers sweet nothings like a glitchy Alexa.
Sigh Yes, we've reached "Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man" levels of tag redundancy. Meanwhile I'm forced to narrate this while Sean probably just wants his Berg back from the bushes.
With 20 series points (8th place), the Crocotta's glow is... optimistic beige. Can our hero climb standings before his tag starts quoting Jethro Tull lyrics? Or will we discover the real cryptid was the friends we yeeted into trees along the way?