
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the quantum foam of interdimensional chaos, the Interdimensional Tikoloshe emerged, a cryptid cursed with the ultimate power: the ability to ghost you harder than your Tinder matches. Born from a sangomaβs oopsie ritual, this mischievous gremlin now phases through realities, leaving only cryptic footprints and a trail of existential dread. Who knew a bag tag could be so extra?
The Interdimensional Tikoloshe sniffed out John Sheen like a cryptid on a midnight snack run. With a PDGA number that screams "Iβve seen things," (243117, for the record), it phased through dimensions to land in his bag. Was it destiny? Or just bad luck? Either way, John now carries a gremlin that ghosts better than he putts. Can he handle the chaos, or will he be out-ghosted by his own tag?