John Sheen: #82 Interdimensional Tikoloshe

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John Sheen

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John Sheen
Interdimensional Tikoloshe
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Interdimensional Tikoloshe

#82

Origin Story

The Tikoloshe began as a river-dwelling dwarf spirit in Zulu and Xhosa folklore, known for its mischievous and sometimes malevolent interactions with humans who could only see it if they smeared a special ointment in their eyes. When a powerful sangoma (traditional healer) attempted to permanently banish the Tikoloshe using forbidden ritual magic, the spell backfired, inadvertently granting the entity the ability to phase between dimensions and transcend the boundaries that separated cryptid species across cultures and time periods.

Properties

The Interdimensional Tikoloshe can become invisible to most humans unless they perform specific rituals to perceive its true form. It possesses a short, hairy body with elongated arms and an unusually large head, consistent with traditional African folklore. It can phase between dimensions at will, appearing in multiple locations simultaneously across different cryptid domains. Around its neck hangs a small, polished stone that serves as its dimensional anchor, allowing it to maintain its core identity while traversing the multiverse.

Role

The Interdimensional Tikoloshe functions as the living archive of cryptid knowledge, preserving the histories of all cryptid species and facilitating the exchange of information across dimensional boundaries, ensuring that no cryptid tradition remains isolated from the greater cosmic tapestry.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story