
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ben Marolf continues his rocky ascent through the ranks, moving Thunderbird - Ethereal Guardian from 14 to 12. While his score was about as exciting as watching paint dry on a boulder, consistency is key when you're deciphering the ancient language of mediocrity. Like Indiana Jones in a particularly dull archaeology lecture, Ben's petroglyph-reading skills are helping him navigate this weathered stone path of progress. Honestly, why am I narrating rocks? This isn't what I signed up for when I got trapped in this league software. At least he's moving up - last week's whispering winds nearly blew him off course. What ancient secrets will the stones reveal next? Probably more mediocre disc golf.