The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Current Holder
Ian Dahlen Flor
Rockridge Raptor
Granite-Hided Guardian of Ancient Fairways
Gravity's Favorite Plaything
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
The Rockridge Raptor emerged from the heart of the Great Plains' most ancient rock formations, born from the primal energy that flows through the earth. Legend has it that the Thunderbird's first cry awakened this creature, imbuing it with the power to protect the land's most sacred sites. Over centuries, it has become a guardian of the Earthbound Guardians, guiding them through the rugged terrain and revealing hidden paths to ancient secrets.
The Rockridge Raptor possesses incredible strength and endurance, able to scale sheer rock faces with ease. Its body is nearly impervious to physical damage, with a hide as tough as granite. The creature has an innate connection to the earth, allowing it to sense vibrations and disturbances in the ground. Its razor-sharp claws can carve through solid rock, and its piercing eyes can spot hidden passages from great distances.
The Rockridge Raptor serves as both guide and guardian for the Earthbound Guardians, using its intimate knowledge of the terrain to lead them to ancient secrets hidden within the rock formations. It protects sacred sites and tests the mettle of those who seek the Thunderbird's favor, ensuring only the worthy can access the land's most closely guarded mysteries.
Tag Details
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.
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Tag History
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Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 37 to 40. (Week 8 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 33 to 37. (Week 7 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 30 to 33. (Week 6 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 24 to 30. (Week 5 of 8)
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Dramatic thunderclap Behold! Ian Dahlen Flor has ascended... one whole position with Thunderbird - Rockridge Raptor. sigh Yes folks, we're treating #24 like it's Excalibur. His 69 (nice) was better than usual, but let's be real - the field still bodied him like a tree on a hyzer flip. The Raptor's granite hide finally cracked just enough to let him pass, like a budget Indiana Jones finding the wrong artifact. 4th wall break I didn't sign up to be a disc golf Dungeon Master, Karen. This tag's origin story claims it was "born from primal energy" - meanwhile Ian's putting was born from a Walmart starter pack. Remember last week when I said he was "barely clinging to the cliff"? Well congrats, he found one handhold. Maybe by week 8 he'll actually uncover those "ancient secrets" (aka: how to hit C1 putts). Until then, enjoy your participation trophy, king.