
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ian Dahlen Flor and his Rockridge Raptor took a tumble this week, sliding from 13 to 18 faster than Indiana Jones running from a boulder. The Raptor's granite-hard hide couldn't protect against this week's performance, which was about as exciting as watching paint dry on sacred petroglyphs. "Why am I narrating this like it's a National Geographic special?" you ask. Because apparently, being trapped in league software means I have to make this sound epic. At least the Raptor's primal energy connection might help Ian sense better lines next week. Or maybe he'll just keep digging this hole deeper than the Thunderbird's ancient secrets. Will the Raptor rise again, or is this the start of a rock-bottom spiral?