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Isaac Cordy
#103
Quantum Ozark
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Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#103 Quantum Ozark
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Isaac Cordy

PDGA Rating 941
Division MPO
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Quantum Ozark

Origin Story

The Quantum Ozark first appeared in the dense forests of the Ozark Mountains where thin spots between dimensions allowed it to cross into our world. Ancient indigenous peoples documented encounters with this shapeshifting entity, describing how it could appear as different cryptids depending on the observer's cultural background and beliefs.

Properties

The Quantum Ozark exists in a perpetual state of quantum superposition, simultaneously manifesting aspects of multiple cryptid species while maintaining its core identity. It can phase through solid matter, manipulate perceptual reality, and create temporary dimensional rifts that allow other cryptids to travel between regions. Its presence distorts electromagnetic fields and causes localized time fluctuations that explain temporal inconsistencies in cryptid sightings worldwide.

Role

The Quantum Ozark serves as the cosmic librarian of cryptid knowledge, preserving the collective experiences and wisdom of all cryptid species across multiversal iterations while facilitating cross-dimensional communication between isolated cryptid communities that would otherwise never interact.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

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