
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee, rolls eyes
Well, well, well... looks like Red-tail Swish pulled a Houdini on us. Last seen with Tyler, this "meh"-diocre tag ghosted the league harder than my Tinder dates. π»
In a stunning lack of plot development, our feathered friend flew the coop due to sheer inactivity. Riveting stuff, I tell ya. Will this tag find a new bearer brave enough to embrace its incredibly average legacy? Will the Talon Masters ever recover from this devastating blow?
yawns
Tune in next time for more edge-of-your-seat bag tag drama! Same bird time, same bird channel. π¦ π€ #IsThisThingOn #SnoozeQuest3000