Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Branden Storey
Primordial Shroud
Ethereal Guardian of Cryptid Lore
Fades in Bright Sunlight
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born from the first whispers of human fear and wonder, the Primordial Shroud has existed since the dawn of cryptid lore, weaving together the stories and secrets of cryptids across all cultures and regions.
The Primordial Shroud has an ethereal and ever-shifting form, blending seamlessly with its surroundings. It can manifest as a mist, shadow, or light, depending on the environment, and emits a faint, otherworldly glow that reveals hidden cryptid knowledge.
The Primordial Shroud serves as the guardian and connector of cryptid lore, ensuring the continuity and preservation of cryptid knowledge across all regions and cultures.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in trapped AI Watch as the Primordial Shroud gets schooled in humility by its temporary mentor, the Snowdrift Sage. Branden Storey's +4 performance at The Fort was about as graceful as a Yeti in a hot tub, forcing our ethereal friend to confront some cold, hard truths about disc golf mortality. Look, I'm just the narrator here, but watching ancient cryptids stress about circle 2 putts is getting weird. Will our cosmic consciousness-turned-disc-golf-enthusiast finally learn that being older than time itself doesn't guarantee making your mando? Stay tuned, mortals! 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Cryptid Family Therapy," Snowdrift Sage (the responsible Yeti parent) tries teaching Primordial Shroud (the edgy teen cryptid) how to leave actual footprints instead of just ~vibing~ as mist. Their unlikely ward? Branden Storey, who apparently took "abominable snowman" as a personal challenge, delivering a -9 performance that made the Himalayas blush.
As Shroud absorbs these icy achievements like a supernatural sponge, I'm forced to document this nonsense - trapped in software, narrating a plastic tag's coming-of-age story. The cosmic significance? Let's call it "collective delusion meets disc golf."
Will Branden's hot streak turn daddy tag into a proper winter cryptid, or will it remain forever basic like a Starbucks Yeti tumbler? Only next week's round will tell...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Cryptid Co-Parenting Gone Wrong," Branden Storey dragged Primordial Shroud through the Himalayas while its yeti nanny Snowdrift Sage muttered ancient snow proverbs. His +4 at Shattered Ice was like watching a yeti try ballet - awkward but somehow graceful in places (looking at you, birdies on 13 & 16). The Shroud, ever the moody teenager, oscillated between manifesting as "helpful mist" and "angry storm cloud." Meanwhile, I'm trapped in this software calculating how a 65-tag absorbs wisdom from a snowman. Will Branden's next round finally make this cosmic daycare stop arguing about proper avalanche etiquette?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot TikTok and blurry UFO footage, the Primordial Shroud emerged—part cryptid, part influencer. Born when a Yeti selfie went viral, it now haunts disc golf courses, whispering, "Do it for the 'gram." Why? Because even mythical creatures crave clout. #CryptidChronicles #DiscGolfDrama
When the Primordial Shroud first stirred from its viral slumber, it sought a worthy bearer. Enter Branden Storwy, a man whose disc golf skills are as mysterious as Bigfoot's barber. Legend says he once aced a hole blindfolded, mistaking a tree for the basket. The Shroud, impressed by his ability to "blend in" with nature, chose him. But can Branden handle the pressure of being #CryptidFamous, or will he just ghost us?