
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological confusion So Weston Storey shot +4 at The Fort while the Frostbound Mystic attempts to parent our Eclipsed Leviathan. Because apparently now we're running an underwater mountain daycare for mythological beings? 🙄 Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly bizarre software, but watching a Yeti try to teach a sea monster snow angels is peak cryptid comedy. Will our aquatic friend learn to embrace its frozen heritage, or will this whole family therapy session end up underwater? Stay tuned, though I'm seriously considering a career change to unicorn accounting... 🌊❄️