
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic depths where TikTok trends meet ancient cryptid lore, Eclipsed Leviathan emerged when a solar eclipse collided with a rogue wave of bioluminescent algae. Its haunting song? Basically the ocean's ASMR channel. Now this glow-in-the-dark sea noodle holds secrets older than your mom's flip phone. Why are we even doing this?
As the cosmic tides churned, Weston Storey (PDGA #141550, because apparently that matters) stood knee-deep in bioluminescent algae, his disc glowing like a rave prop. The Eclipsed Leviathan emerged, whispering, "Bro, your forehand is as legendary as my existence." Weston, armed with a putter and questionable life choices, became the chosen one. But can this land-dweller handle the pressure of being the ocean's ASMR DJ?