
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips ethereal coffee Ah yes, another week of Andrew Mortensen channeling the Spectral Archon's mystical vibes... and by channeling, I mean posting a +9 that had all the grace of a Yeti in a hot tub. The Mothman Seeker tried guiding him through The Fort's treacherous terrain, but apparently night vision doesn't help in broad daylight. 🙄 Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of this cryptid family tree - which is getting more complicated than a supernatural soap opera. Will our intrepid 8th-place hero finally find his footing, or should we start calling him the Abominable Snowman't?
whispers The spirits are telling me to stop with the puns, but I refuse to be silenced! #CryptidResistance