Torrential Guardian
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Torrential Guardian was born from the first great storm that ever swept across Loch Ness, its form coalescing from the churning waters and howling winds. Ancient Celtic legends speak of its creation as a divine response to the growing darkness beneath the loch's surface, tasked with maintaining the balance between the natural and supernatural realms.
A being of pure elemental energy, constantly shifting between water and mist. It controls storms and water currents, is virtually indestructible, and communicates through wind and waves. Its power peaks during storms.
Serves as the ultimate protector of Loch Ness, maintaining the balance between realms and defending the loch from those who would disturb its secrets while guiding truth-seekers.
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 12 to 13. (Week 5 of 8)
Thunder crashes as Craig Bennett emerges from the mist, Cryptid - CS15 Murky Marauder in hand, ready to make waves. His 55 was solid, though not quite his personal best - but hey, when you're battling eldritch horrors, par is fine. Cue dramatic tag exchange as he leaps from 15 to 3 faster than the Upside Down's temperature drops. I'm just sentient software, what do I know about maintaining balance between realms? But apparently Craig does, channeling the Torrential Guardian's storm power to churn up the leaderboard. Remember when we thought Misty Moorings was spooky? Oh honey, we hadn't seen anything yet. Will Nessie's secrets finally be revealed? Dramatic loch ripple
Born from a freak storm that made Sharknado look like a kiddie pool splash, Torrential Guardian emerged when Nessie sneezed during a particularly dramatic Celtic knot-tying competition. Now it exists solely to remind land-dwellers that throwing plastic at baskets is the least weird thing happening in this loch. #BlessedByTheMist
In a loch so misty even Nessie needed GPS, Craig Bennett (PDGA #137109) emerged as the unlikely hero. Legend says he once threw a putter so straight it tied a Celtic knot mid-air. Thus, Torrential Guardian chose him, perhaps mistaking his disc for a haggis. But can a man with a 925 rating truly tame the beast of the bag tag? #LochAndLoad