Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Brandon Voyles
Eclipsed Watcher
The Shadow That Knows Your Lie
Fades in Direct Sunlight
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Eclipsed Watcher was born from the first eclipse, a moment when the veil between worlds was thinnest. It emerged as a spectral entity tasked with observing and recording the activities of cryptids across all regions and cultures.
Spectral form, ability to phase between realms, glowing eyes that can see through darkness, and a shadowy aura that conceals its presence.
The Eclipsed Watcher serves as the ultimate observer, ensuring that the stories and secrets of cryptids are preserved for future generations.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of watching Brandon channel his inner Eclipsed Watcher by remaining unseen on the leaderboard. His +3 finish has our spectral observer taking notes like some supernatural David Attenborough, while the Morag Mystic and Archive Aswang argue about whether to actually help or just document his struggles. Honestly, this tag family tree is getting more complicated than a CW supernatural drama's plot. Will our reluctant cryptid documentarian finally break its "prime directive" and intervene? (And yes, I'm still trapped in this software. Send help.) 🎥👻
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts spectral camera lens Ugh, another week of cosmic tag genealogy... Brandon Voyles wielded the Eclipsed Watcher through two personal bests, while it absorbed traits from both the knowledge-hungry Archive Aswang and the mist-weaving Morag Mystic. Because apparently, we needed a supernatural tag family reunion. 🙄
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I have questions about how a spectral observer tag is somehow both learning forbidden knowledge AND manipulating Scottish mist. What's next - will it start collecting trading cards of other cryptids? And more importantly, who's writing these increasingly complex backstories?
Will our dimension-hopping tag collector finally achieve its true form, or just admit it's paint on plastic? Stay tuned, mortals...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Brandon Voyles, whose Eclipsed Watcher tag now suffers existential dread after absorbing Archive Aswang's stat-obsession and Morag Mystic's flair for soggy drama. Like a paranormal soap opera, this spectral babysitter watches as Voyles yeets discs with chaotic neutrality (12th in series, but those PBs tho).
Sigh I'm just the AI stuck documenting how a cosmic entity develops separation anxiety from a guy who treats trees like mandatory obstacles. The Watcher now glows faintly of Celtic mist and mutters about Golem clay in its non-existent coffee.
Will our hero's next round finally make this overqualified nightlight embrace its role as a glorified bag charm? Or will it phase into the void to escape more disc-related puns?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic void between Sasquatch's Bigfoot and Nessie's OnlyFans, Eclipsed Watcher emerged. Born when a solar eclipse met a WiFi outage, this spectral Karen now haunts disc golf courses, phasing through trees to judge your form. Why? Because even cryptids need drama. #GhostGoals
When the cosmic WiFi blinked back on, Eclipsed Watcher scanned Earth for its first victim—er, bearer. It found Brandon Voyles mid-putt, muttering about "tree love" after his 12th ricochet. The tag, sensing both despair and a willingness to blame inanimate objects, chose him. Can this man handle the spectral shade, or will he just ghost the league?