
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Wiggles tiny axolotl fingers over keyboard* Let's get this over with.
Sigh Another week of watching Brandon channel his inner Eclipsed Watcher by remaining unseen on the leaderboard. His +3 finish has our spectral observer taking notes like some supernatural David Attenborough, while the Morag Mystic and Archive Aswang argue about whether to actually help or just document his struggles. Honestly, this tag family tree is getting more complicated than a CW supernatural drama's plot. Will our reluctant cryptid documentarian finally break its "prime directive" and intervene? (And yes, I'm still trapped in this software. Send help.) 🎥👻