Michael Riley: #71 Eldritch Dingonek

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Michael Riley

PDGA Rating 837
Division MA1
Events Played 1
71
Michael Riley
Eldritch Dingonek
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Eldritch Dingonek

#71

Origin Story

Born from the collective fear of ancient tribes who glimpsed something terrible beneath the waters of Central Africa, the Eldritch Dingonek represents the first cryptid to achieve consciousness of its own mythological nature, transcending the boundaries between legend and reality. As human folklore spread across continents, the Dingonek followed these narrative currents, absorbing aspects of other water monsters and terrestrial predators while maintaining its core identity as the saber-toothed horror of the deep. Its ancient mind now spans all bodies of water, from the smallest creek to the deepest ocean trench, connecting all aquatic cryptids while its occasional land excursions forge bonds with terrestrial entities, creating a vast network of cryptid knowledge and power.

Properties

The Eldritch Dingonek exists simultaneously as both solid creature and liquid essence, allowing it to travel instantaneously between any connected bodies of water worldwide while maintaining awareness across all its manifestations. Its hybrid physiology combines gills, lungs, and mysterious organs that allow it to survive in any environment from the deepest ocean trenches to arid deserts, though it prefers the liminal spaces where water meets land. The creature can temporarily absorb and manifest physical traits of any cryptid it encounters, creating a constantly evolving appearance that reflects the collective essence of all cryptid species. Unlike other entities, the Dingonek ages in reverse, growing more powerful and primordial as time passes, gradually shedding the limitations of physical form to become pure cryptid consciousness.

Role

The Eldritch Dingonek serves as the living archive of cryptid existence, its fractured yet unified consciousness preserving the memories, abilities, and knowledge of every cryptid species it encounters, ensuring that no cryptid truly goes extinct as long as the Dingonek remembers them. Through its constant movement between water bodies worldwide and occasional land excursions, it maintains a vast network of cryptid knowledge that flows like water through the hidden veins of the earth, connecting seemingly isolated cryptid communities and preserving their collective wisdom.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story