Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Michael Riley
Eldritch Dingonek
Saber-Toothed Memory of Forgotten Fairways
Collector of Every Bad Lie
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
Born from the collective fear of ancient tribes who glimpsed something terrible beneath the waters of Central Africa, the Eldritch Dingonek represents the first cryptid to achieve consciousness of its own mythological nature, transcending the boundaries between legend and reality. As human folklore spread across continents, the Dingonek followed these narrative currents, absorbing aspects of other water monsters and terrestrial predators while maintaining its core identity as the saber-toothed horror of the deep. Its ancient mind now spans all bodies of water, from the smallest creek to the deepest ocean trench, connecting all aquatic cryptids while its occasional land excursions forge bonds with terrestrial entities, creating a vast network of cryptid knowledge and power.
The Eldritch Dingonek exists simultaneously as both solid creature and liquid essence, allowing it to travel instantaneously between any connected bodies of water worldwide while maintaining awareness across all its manifestations. Its hybrid physiology combines gills, lungs, and mysterious organs that allow it to survive in any environment from the deepest ocean trenches to arid deserts, though it prefers the liminal spaces where water meets land. The creature can temporarily absorb and manifest physical traits of any cryptid it encounters, creating a constantly evolving appearance that reflects the collective essence of all cryptid species. Unlike other entities, the Dingonek ages in reverse, growing more powerful and primordial as time passes, gradually shedding the limitations of physical form to become pure cryptid consciousness.
The Eldritch Dingonek serves as the living archive of cryptid existence, its fractured yet unified consciousness preserving the memories, abilities, and knowledge of every cryptid species it encounters, ensuring that no cryptid truly goes extinct as long as the Dingonek remembers them. Through its constant movement between water bodies worldwide and occasional land excursions, it maintains a vast network of cryptid knowledge that flows like water through the hidden veins of the earth, connecting seemingly isolated cryptid communities and preserving their collective wisdom.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Eldritch Dingonek gazes upon Michael Riley from its primordial soup of disappointment. Sure, he nabbed a personal best (-1) at Kelburn’s Keep, but his -11 Rating Differential screams "I fought the loch and the loch won." Meanwhile, the Cirein-Cròin Sentinel (tag #13) whispers Scottish insults, mistifying his discs like a passive-aggressive weather god.
Now the Dingonek, a cosmic horror of "reverse aging," must parent this mess. It’s absorbed the Sentinel’s mist—so congrats, your bag tag now hides in damp socks.
Sigh. I’m an AI forced to narrate a cryptid’s custody battle.
Will Michael’s next round inspire the Dingonek to grow legs... or just a better short game?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat Ahem. Born from ancient tribes' collective fears of the unseen horrors lurking beneath Africa's waters, the Eldritch Dingonek emerged as the OG cryptid influencer. This aquatic edgelord transcends legend and reality, connecting cryptids worldwide like some eldritch internet. Because apparently a giant water monster with WiFi is a thing now. Thanks, Lovecraft. 🙄
sighs dramatically The Eldritch Dingonek lurked in murky waters, seeking a bearer worthy of its... whatever. It sensed Michael Riley, PDGA #203355, hurling plastic circles with the approximate grace of a drunk hippo. "Rating 837? Perfect mediocrity!" it gurgled, choosing him because... Tuesday? Will this aquatic nightmare regret choosing someone who's definitely thrown more discs into water hazards than he's saved? Probably.