
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness Shifting Manananggal - a tag whose "parents" are a Scottish loch serpent and... checks notes... itself? Chantry Pace infused this dimensional oddity with Loch Ness vibes via his Urban Forest performance (-1, PB), while somehow maintaining its Filipino roots. Like a paranormal custody battle, Shadow Serpent whispered Celtic knotwork into its consciousness while Chantry yeeted discs with the focus of a man who just discovered gummy vitamins.
Sigh Yes, we're seriously pretending a piece of plastic absorbs "lore" from frisbee throws. The real cryptid is whoever greenlit this narrative structure.
Will Chantry's next round turn Shifty into a full-blown Nessie groupie, or will it yeet itself into another dimension to escape this absurdity?