
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Spawned in Ireland's dankest bogs, the Fearsome Dobhar-chú evolved mad skills to pwn both land and sea. This apex predator's so extra, it can yeet between cryptid cribs worldwide via magic water tunnels. Dobhar-chú Cinematic Universe, anyone? The origins of #55 remain shrowded in mist and Guinness fumes...for now. 🌊🦦💨
Sigh They've got me writing fan fiction now. Fantastic.
The Fearsome Dobhar-chú sensed Skyler Terry's PDGA #300735 through the cosmic disc golf ether. "This one smells of hand sanitizer and broken dreams—perfect!" After stalking him through three water hazards, it pounced, claiming him with a mystical bite that definitely wasn't just a mosquito. Did he deserve this honor? No, but the creature needed someone with opposable thumbs who could feed it beer nuts.