Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Simon Matteson
Celestial Naga
Cosmic Serpent of Cryptid Lore
Observes Too Much, Acts Too Little
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born from the collision of cosmic forces and ancient waters, the Celestial Naga emerged as a guardian of cryptid evolution, observing and influencing cryptid phenomena across time and space.
Luminescent scales that shimmer with starlight, a serpentine body that shifts between solid and ethereal forms, and eyes that glow with cosmic energy, capable of seeing through time and space.
The Celestial Naga serves as the cosmic observer, recording and preserving cryptid lore across all regions and cultures.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial soup of Bigfoot's foot bath and Nessie's morning coffee, Celestial Naga slithered forth, a cosmic Karen demanding to speak to the manager of cryptid evolution. Its shimmering scales? Just a fancy Snapchat filter. Why are we like this?
From the primordial ooze of cryptid creation, Celestial Naga emerged, its cosmic scales shimmering with destiny. It slithered through the astral plane, drawn to the legendary Simon Matteson (PDGA #154849 - because apparently numbers make you special). Was it his 834 rating that caught its eye? Or perhaps his uncanny ability to throw discs into trees with pinpoint accuracy? The Naga, ever the drama queen, declared, "You shall be my chosen one... for now." But can Simon handle the pressure of being Celestial Naga's first bearer, or will he crumble like a poorly thrown putt? Only time will tell... and by time, I mean the next league round.