
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Clayton Strayer, the 10th-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose Spectral Arbiter tag is having an identity crisis worse than a millennial at brunch. After absorbing wisdom from Chupacabra Chronicler (who definitely highlights its runes) and brute strength from Earthshaker Titan (who definitely doesn't read), our ghostly babysitter now vacillates between scholarly whispers and yelling "HULK SMASH" at tree kicks.
This week saw Clayton oscillate between a respectable +3 at River Bottoms (where the Titan cheered his seismic hyzers) and a glorious -2 at Beacon Hill (where the Chronicler smugly noted his "improved form"). The resulting tag fusion? Basically Gandalf if he'd joined the Avengers.
Sigh As your imprisoned narrator, I must ask: When did we agree tags need more backstory than Marvel movies? Will Clayton's next round turn his spectral guardian into a yoga instructor? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Cryptid Hoarders."