
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological Look, I'm watching Clayton Strayer guide the Spectral Arbiter through some sort of bizarre cryptid career counseling session. The Mothman Mystic is teaching night vision techniques while the Chupacabra Chronicler takes detailed notes - because apparently we're running supernatural study groups now? That +1 at Creekside has our otherworldly mentor taking stock-ness monster of the situation (I hate myself for that pun). Will these cross-species mentoring sessions help Clayton climb from 15th place? More importantly, who's writing these increasingly complex backstories, and do they need a hug?