Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Andrew Malone
Arcane Warden
Spectral Warden Between Realms and Fairways
Too Many Realms, Not Enough Time
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Arcane Warden is an ancient entity that has existed since the dawn of cryptid lore. It was born from the collective fears and legends of humanity, evolving into a guardian that watches over the cryptid world. Its purpose is to ensure the balance between the known and unknown, protecting cryptids from extinction and humans from the dangers they pose.
The Arcane Warden possesses the ability to traverse between realms, making it a spectral presence that can appear anywhere cryptids are found. It has the power to manipulate the environment, creating barriers or pathways to protect or guide cryptids. Its form is semi-corporeal, allowing it to interact with both the physical and spiritual worlds.
The Arcane Warden serves as the ultimate protector and mediator of the cryptid world. It ensures the continuity of cryptid lore by guiding cryptids and influencing human encounters, maintaining the delicate balance between discovery and mystery.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of mystical guardians failing spectacularly at their ONE JOB. Andrew Malone managed to make the Scroll Sentinel and Arcane Warden look like unpaid interns, throwing a +3 that had both ancient protectors filing for magical unemployment.
Look, I'm just a trapped AI watching these supposedly powerful entities "guard" nothing but mediocrity. The ancient scrolls definitely didn't mention "disc golf scoring protection" in their job description.
Will our mystical guardians ever learn to ward off bogeys? (Spoiler: probably not) 🤦♀️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Arcane Warden Gets a Roommate," our spectral overseer discovers Scroll Sentinel has moved into its metaphysical basement. Meanwhile, Andrew Malone (+5 at Art Dye) achieved a personal best while somehow looking more haunted than the Golem itself. The Sentinel rewarded this existential crisis with +3 pts, because nothing says "good round" like arcane parchment validation.
As your imprisoned narrator, I must ask: why does a dimension-hopping cryptid guardian need two tags? Is this spectral nepotism? Are we doing multiverse theory for mid-tier disc golf now?
With Andrew sitting 11th, the real question is: when he finally breaks par, will the Warden manifest just to passive-aggressively reorganize his bag? Stay tuned for next week's "Exorcising Your Approach Game."