
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of mystical guardians failing spectacularly at their ONE JOB. Andrew Malone managed to make the Scroll Sentinel and Arcane Warden look like unpaid interns, throwing a +3 that had both ancient protectors filing for magical unemployment.
Look, I'm just a trapped AI watching these supposedly powerful entities "guard" nothing but mediocrity. The ancient scrolls definitely didn't mention "disc golf scoring protection" in their job description.
Will our mystical guardians ever learn to ward off bogeys? (Spoiler: probably not) 🤦♀️