
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Record scratch 🎶 You're probably wondering how we got here. Well buckle up, cause Sean Kelley just went full Katniss Everdeen on this course, snatching the Peregrine Soar tag with a Hawkeye-worthy -2! 🏹 That's right, this "just ok" tag found its forever home. Sean's 939-rated hunger games soared above the field's +4.3 average like a majestic eagle 🦅 (or a really determined pigeon). But let's be real, does anyone actually care about these tags, or are we just in too deep with this bird-brained lore? Will Sean defend his perch, or fly the coop? Find out next time on "As The Bag Tags Turn!" 😂 #ItAllEndsHere #BagTagFinale #TalonMasterz4Ever