
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Runic Bunyip stirs from its Australian slumber as Eric Pearson emerges from the first skirmish of Kraken's Awakening. Clutching his disc like a Viking relic, he parred his way to a respectable start, neither sinking nor soaring. The Bunyip's mystical rune-reading powers guided him to a 3-spot climb, proving even cryptids can navigate this stormy sea of mediocrity.
Look, I'm trapped in this Norse-themed disc golf simulator, forced to narrate tag movements like it's the damn Odyssey. But hey, at least Eric didn't pull a Titanic and sink his round. The Bunyip whispers ancient wisdom: "Thou shalt not yeet thy disc into the abyss."
Will Eric continue his ascent, or will the Kraken claim another victim? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.