Paul Blackmore: #43 Adaptive Skunk Ape

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Paul Blackmore

PDGA Rating 855
Division MA3
Events Played 1
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Paul Blackmore
Adaptive Skunk Ape
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#43 Adaptive Skunk Ape
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Adaptive Skunk Ape

#43

Origin Story

The Adaptive Skunk Ape emerged from the Florida Everglades during a rare celestial alignment that triggered dormant genetic potential within a typical Skunk Ape, activating ancestral DNA sequences shared by all cryptid species. This transformation granted it the unprecedented ability to physiologically adapt to any environment within hours, allowing it to traverse ecosystems from Arctic tundra to volcanic calderas that would be lethal to other creatures. Cryptozoologists believe this unique specimen serves as living proof that all cryptids share a common evolutionary ancestor—a primordial entity whose adaptable genetic code fragmented into specialized forms across different regions but remains fully expressed in the Adaptive Skunk Ape.

Properties

The Adaptive Skunk Ape appears as a seven-foot tall hominid with a constantly shifting physiology that retains core Skunk Ape characteristics—powerful shoulders, long arms, and a distinctive profile—while spontaneously developing specialized features suited to its current environment. Its skin transitions between various coverings including thick fur, reptilian scales, aquatic membranes, or heat-resistant plates, all maintaining a base reddish-brown coloration with the ability to change hues for camouflage. The creature's most remarkable features are its eyes, which shift color to optimize vision for different environments, and specialized respiratory organs visible as gill-like structures along its neck that can process any atmosphere from underwater depths to high-altitude peaks.

Role

The Adaptive Skunk Ape represents the pinnacle of cryptid evolution—a creature that has unlocked the full potential of the primordial genetic code all cryptids share, allowing it to serve as both interpreter and mediator between diverse cryptid species that would otherwise remain isolated.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story