
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week’s episode of When Cryptids Parent, Paul Blackmore’s Adaptive Skunk Ape (CS28) got a questionable education from its "guardian" Mothman Eclipser. The fire-aligned moth tried teaching aerial maneuvers, but Florida’s finest just grunted +2 into the wind at Dow James. Yet somehow, this dysfunctional family maintains 10th in the series—proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
Paul, your Skunk Ape now has an existential crisis: should it grow wings like its "cool stepdad" Mothman, or double down on swamp supremacy? Meanwhile, I’m trapped in this software writing fanfiction for numbered plastic.
Will our hero channel Week 3’s -3 eclipse magic again, or is this a Twilight-level saga where the werewolf never learns to fly?