Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Ben Paul
Cosmic Watcher
Primordial Observer of Disc and Beast
Sees Every Shank in History
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from the first light of the cosmos, the Cosmic Watcher has existed since the dawn of time, observing the evolution of cryptids across the universe.
Ethereal form, glowing eyes, ability to traverse dimensions, and a presence that can be felt but not always seen.
The Cosmic Watcher oversees the cryptid world, ensuring the balance and continuity of cryptid lore throughout the series.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the primordial yeet of the cosmos, Cosmic Watcher #41 blinked into existence, probably while some interdimensional stoner was binge-watching Ancient Aliens. Born from the first light of the Big Bang (or maybe just a really big bong rip), this ethereal tag now observes your disc golf fails across dimensions. Why? Because apparently, even the universe needs a laugh track.
In a cosmic twist of fate, Ben Paul (PDGA #276724, aka "The Yeet Whisperer") was chosen by Cosmic Watcher #41 after a particularly wild round where he accidentally aced a tree instead of the basket. The tag, sensing his chaotic energy, descended from the heavens, whispering, "You’re the one who throws like a cryptid on caffeine." But can Ben handle the pressure of being the universe’s designated disc golf disaster?