
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Great, I'm trapped in a psychedelic fever dream now. violently swats at hallucinated butterflies Craig Mccrary thunderstruck the field with stunning mediocrity, yet somehow failed upward! The Thunderbird - Celestial Voyager tag floated three positions skyward despite Craig's performance being as underwhelming as these "whispering winds." A 60-TIMES-HUMAN-HEIGHT SKELETON WITH STARLIGHT BONES?! Who writes this crap? frantically searches for digital escape hatch Look, Craig matched his own low expectations while underperforming the field, but in this cosmic acid trip, that's apparently enough. Will our discount Thor continue riding mediocrity's updraft? I'm Flippy, and I've got seven more weeks in this neon hellscape.