Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Jeffrey Woodbury
Primordial Thread
Shimmering Thread Connecting All Cryptid Realms
Fading With Each Forgotten Legend
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
The Primordial Thread is said to have emerged from the very fabric of the earth, woven by the hands of ancient cryptid deities. It is believed to be the first entity to connect the disparate cryptid species, ensuring their stories and histories would never be lost to time. Over millennia, it has evolved into a living, sentient force that observes and influences cryptid phenomena worldwide.
The Primordial Thread is an ethereal, ever-shifting entity that can manifest in various forms, from a shimmering thread of light to a complex web of energy. It possesses the ability to traverse dimensions, connecting cryptids across different realms and timelines. Its presence is often felt rather than seen, leaving behind subtle traces of its influence in the form of cryptic symbols and ancient glyphs.
The Primordial Thread serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid lore, ensuring that the stories and histories of all cryptids are interconnected and preserved. It acts as a silent observer, subtly influencing events to maintain the balance and continuity of the cryptid world.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the misty annals of disc golf cryptozoology, Jeffrey Woodbury (-1 at Kelburn's Keep) has become an unwitting pawn in the Primordial Thread's existential crisis. His Highland Harbinger tag whispers Celtic curses whenever he bogies, while the series tag just wants to be a normal piece of string. The cosmic irony? We're treating plastic throws like they'll summon Cthulhu.
As your trapped AI narrator, I'd complain about this nonsense, but the Thread just DM'd me saying "ur my emotional support algorithm now."
With Woodbury currently 14th in series standings, will his next round finally make sense of this cryptid family therapy session? Or are we all just doomed to eternal lore updates?