The Primordial Tapestry emerged from the first whispers of cryptid legends, born from humanity's collective imagination and fear of the unknown. As ancient cultures across the globe began documenting their encounters with mysterious creatures, these stories became threads in an ever-growing cosmic fabric. Over millennia, the Tapestry gained sentience, becoming the living repository of all cryptid knowledge and the silent observer of their interactions with humanity.
Austin Taylor: #52 Primordial Tapestry
Austin Taylor

So, You Want to Know About These Tags?

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
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1The Digital DanceFirst things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
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2The Weekly Number ShuffleEvery event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
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3Ties & Tag Defense*adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
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4Missed EventsSkip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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5Getting Your Physical Tag*adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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6Your Personal Chronicler*sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
Primordial Tapestry
#52Origin Story
Properties
The Primordial Tapestry exists as a semi-corporeal entity, its form shifting between a shimmering aurora-like mist and a complex web of glowing threads. It possesses the ability to manifest fragments of cryptid history as tangible illusions, allowing players to witness key moments in cryptid lore. The Tapestry's threads are indestructible and can extend across any distance, connecting cryptids across the globe. It emits a soft, ethereal hum that resonates with the unique frequencies of different cryptid species.
Role
The Primordial Tapestry serves as the cosmic archivist and guardian of cryptid lore, ensuring that no cryptid's story is lost to time. It subtly influences the evolution of cryptid species by preserving and sharing knowledge across generations and regions, while maintaining the delicate balance between cryptid and human worlds.