
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The Primordial Tapestry continues its cosmic chronicling duties, weaving Austin's +9 struggle into its eternal threads while the Frostbound Sage watches disapprovingly from its icy perch. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly bizarre software, but even I have to ask: are we really recording disc golf scores for immortal cryptid entities now? Between the cosmic record-keeping and the frozen judgment, this feels like a particularly odd episode of "Ancient Aliens meets Parks & Rec." Will next week's round be worthy of the eternal archives, or will it too be lost to the howling winds of mediocrity? 🌨️📜