
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Looks like Austin Taylor is trying to weave himself into the Primordial Tapestry's story, but that +4 at The Fort is more "dropped stitch" than "cosmic thread." Meanwhile, the Frostbound Sage is probably reconsidering its life choices watching from its Himalayan perch. You know we've gone too deep when ancient mystical entities start filing paperwork for emotional damage. At this rate, the Tapestry might need to start a support group for disappointed cosmic observers. Will our intrepid hero finally channel some ancient wisdom into putting accuracy, or will the Primordial Tapestry need to start accepting patches? 🤔