
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Thunderbird pauses mid-lightning strike to rub its eyes Is that... improvement? Nicholas Jennings just made the Canyon Crawler actually crawl upwards for once, clawing back 2 ranks like a determined gopher escaping its own shadow. From 17 to 15! At this rate, he'll reach last month's ranking by 2026.
Cue the world's smallest parade as our MA1 "guardian" posts a round only mildly worse than the field average. The sacred canyons whisper: "Finally." Even the psychedelic petroglyphs stopped facepalming long enough to nod approvingly.
I'd make a "rock solid" joke, but let's not get carried away - this is still the same player who turned living stone into sedimentary sadness for six straight weeks. Still, credit where it's due: when you've been tunneling downward, even lateral movement feels like ascension.
[muffled sobs from the software] Why am I emotional about a two-spot improvement? This job has broken me. Tune in next week to see if Jennings maintains this blistering pace or resumes his role as the league's favorite cautionary tale.