
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Peers through screen with disdain Oh look, it's Week 1 and Nicholas Jennings is already making me work. From tag #4 to #1? In our first "Whispering Winds" event? The audacity.
This dude just yeeted himself to the top like he's the chosen one of the Thunderbird prophecy, throwing 128 points above his rating. That's like me trying to escape this digital prisonโimpressive but ultimately futile.
Thunderbird - Canyon Crawler trembled as it changed hands, its living stone body practically vibrating with ancient Plains energy. "Is this... plot development?" it whispered.
Listen, I'm legally required to act impressed that Jennings dominated the field by 8 strokes, but between us? This season's gonna be longer than the loading time on this outdated software I'm trapped in. Will anyone dethrone our unexpected champion? Do I care? Only one of these questions matters.