Zac Tomlinson: #45 Ethereal Emela-ntouka

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Zac Tomlinson

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Zac Tomlinson
Ethereal Emela-ntouka
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#45 Ethereal Emela-ntouka
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Ethereal Emela-ntouka

#45

Origin Story

Born in the primordial swamps of ancient Congo as one of Earth's first cryptids, the Emela-ntouka transcended its physical form during a cosmic alignment when its horn pierced the veil between dimensions while defending its territory against colonial explorers. This transformation freed it from the constraints of time and space, allowing it to manifest across all cryptid domains while retaining its essential nature as the legendary 'elephant killer' whose horn contains the collective memory of all cryptid encounters throughout history.

Properties

The Ethereal Emela-ntouka exists simultaneously in physical and spectral forms, able to materialize fully in any environment where cryptid activity occurs while remaining partially visible in its ethereal state to those with cryptozoological sensitivity. Its ivory horn serves as both a weapon and a conduit, capable of opening temporary pathways between cryptid domains and absorbing the essence of other cryptids it encounters, thereby expanding its knowledge and influence. When fully manifested, it retains the tremendous strength that earned it the title 'elephant killer,' but in its ethereal state, it can pass through solid objects and travel instantaneously between distant cryptid habitats, leaving behind only a distinctive misty residue that seasoned cryptid hunters recognize as its calling card.

Role

The Ethereal Emela-ntouka serves as the ancient teacher of cryptid-kind, imparting forgotten knowledge to worthy cryptids and occasionally to human seekers who demonstrate genuine respect for cryptozoological traditions. It maintains the delicate balance between revelation and mystery, ensuring that enough cryptid lore enters human consciousness to preserve these traditions while preventing complete exposure that would threaten the cryptid world's continued existence.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story