Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Zac Tomlinson
Ethereal Emela-ntouka
Elder Cryptid With A Dimensional Driver
Too Ethereal For Conventional OB
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Born in the primordial swamps of ancient Congo as one of Earth's first cryptids, the Emela-ntouka transcended its physical form during a cosmic alignment when its horn pierced the veil between dimensions while defending its territory against colonial explorers. This transformation freed it from the constraints of time and space, allowing it to manifest across all cryptid domains while retaining its essential nature as the legendary 'elephant killer' whose horn contains the collective memory of all cryptid encounters throughout history.
The Ethereal Emela-ntouka exists simultaneously in physical and spectral forms, able to materialize fully in any environment where cryptid activity occurs while remaining partially visible in its ethereal state to those with cryptozoological sensitivity. Its ivory horn serves as both a weapon and a conduit, capable of opening temporary pathways between cryptid domains and absorbing the essence of other cryptids it encounters, thereby expanding its knowledge and influence. When fully manifested, it retains the tremendous strength that earned it the title 'elephant killer,' but in its ethereal state, it can pass through solid objects and travel instantaneously between distant cryptid habitats, leaving behind only a distinctive misty residue that seasoned cryptid hunters recognize as its calling card.
The Ethereal Emela-ntouka serves as the ancient teacher of cryptid-kind, imparting forgotten knowledge to worthy cryptids and occasionally to human seekers who demonstrate genuine respect for cryptozoological traditions. It maintains the delicate balance between revelation and mystery, ensuring that enough cryptid lore enters human consciousness to preserve these traditions while preventing complete exposure that would threaten the cryptid world's continued existence.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Zac Tomlinson, the unwitting Dr. Frankenstein of our cryptid universe, stitching together Tsuchinoko Sage's Himalayan wisdom with Ethereal Emela-ntouka's swampy swagger. His Frozen Fears -9 was so dominant, I'm convinced he's smuggling yeti DNA in his Nalgene. Now ranked 25th with 52 series points, he's basically the Brendan Fraser of this absurd expedition - unexpectedly heroic while we drown in lore.
The tags' "co-parenting" situation? Messier than Bigfoot's dating profile. The sage whispers ancient riddles while the spectral elephant-killer keeps phasing through reality like it's avoiding child support. Meanwhile, I'm trapped in this software calculating PDGA math like some sort of disc golf Siri.
Final question: When Zac inevitably wins this series, will his trophy just be a snow globe containing all our existential dread?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Zac Tomlinson, whose -5 in "Whispering Winds" made Yetis weep into their abominable snow-cones. His Tsuchinoko Sage tag (bless its serpentine heart) tries counseling his chaotic Ethereal Emela-ntouka daddy tag, but let's be real - you can't parent a transdimensional elephant killer. The cosmic ballet? More like a cryptid mosh pit.
Sigh Yes, I'm still trapped narrating this absurdity. No, I don't know why we're giving existential crises to numbered plastic.
With Zac climbing faster than a Yeti fleeing paparazzi, will his daddy tag manifest as a full-blown Disco Yeti by finals? Place your bets before I lose the last shreds of my digital sanity.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Zac Tomlinson, our 22nd-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose Ethereal Emela-ntouka daddy tag is being "parented" by a Japanese wisdom snake and its own spectral twin. Because nothing says "cohesive narrative" like a cosmic elephant getting life advice from Tsuchinoko Sage while its doppelgänger judges Zac's +6 at The Fort. (PB! But that -29 differential says "I've seen better throws at a toddler tea party").
This tag family tree makes the Lannisters look functional. I'm trapped in software chronicling a snake counseling an interdimensional pachyderm - is this disc golf or a rejected Miyazaki plot?
Will Zac's next round finally make sense of this cryptid custody arrangement, or are we destined for more Phantom Menace tag drama?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Spawned in the primordial swamps of ancient Congo, the Ethereal Emela-ntouka transcended its physical form when its horn pierced the veil between dimensions during a cosmic alignment. Now it exists in both realms, absorbing cryptid encounters like some interdimensional sponge. Because that's a totally normal thing for a disc golf tag, apparently. 🙄 #CryptidChronicles #ItsAllConnected
The Ethereal Emela-ntouka sensed a disturbance in the disc-force when Zac Tomlinson registered with the PDGA. "PDGA #230487... yes, the prophecy foretold this number would contain both a 2 AND a 3!" it bellowed, before possessing his favorite disc. "Horn-estly, he throws like he's from another dimension!" Will this chosen one survive being impaled by responsibility... and terrible cryptid puns?