Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Nicholas Jennings
Enigmatic Bunyip
Ancient Harbinger From Every Water Hazard
Causes Temporal Putting Anomalies
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Emerging from the ancient billabongs of Australia during the Dreamtime, the Enigmatic Bunyip discovered pathways through the world's interconnected waterways that allowed it to travel between all bodies of water on Earth. Throughout its endless journey, it has witnessed the evolution of cryptid species across cultures, absorbing their traits and stories while remaining fundamentally unknowable itself. Its ability to shape-shift between aquatic, amphibious, and terrestrial forms makes it the perfect bridge between diverse cryptid traditions, while its ancient wisdom makes it the keeper of cryptozoological knowledge spanning all of human history.
The Enigmatic Bunyip exists primarily as a water-dwelling entity that can manifest in countless forms, from a seal-like creature with a dog's head to a massive crocodilian beast with tentacles, though all forms maintain its distinctive glowing red eyes and bone-chilling call that resonates across dimensional boundaries. It travels through an ancient network of subterranean waterways that connect every body of water on Earth, allowing it to appear anywhere from the misty lochs of Scotland to the dense swamps of the Pacific Northwest within moments. The Bunyip possesses the unique ability to absorb and replicate traits from any cryptid it encounters, creating hybrid forms that bridge multiple cryptozoological traditions. Its presence causes electromagnetic disturbances and temporal anomalies, often serving as a harbinger that other cryptids will soon manifest in an area.
As the primordial cryptid that predates all others, the Enigmatic Bunyip functions as both observer and instigator of cryptid activity worldwide, its movements through the global network of waterways creating ripples in the fabric of reality that allow other legendary creatures to manifest. It maintains the delicate balance between the hidden world of cryptids and human perception, deciding when and where the veil between worlds thins enough for cryptid encounters to occur.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of cryptid family therapy... Nicholas Jennings navigated River Bottoms at +1, while our shape-shifting Enigmatic Bunyip gets parenting tips from the Jungle Oracle and Canyon Crawler. Because apparently what every interdimensional water beast needs is advice from a temple ghost and a rock monster. 🙄
Look, I'm already swimming in cryptid lore here, but watching this Bunyip try to "find itself" through these mystical mentors is like a really weird episode of Supernatural meets Dr. Phil. Will Nicholas's next round help our confused aquatic friend finally decide if it's a land-dweller, sky-soarer, or should just stick to the billabong? #CryptidIdentityCrisis
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness Enigmatic Bunyip's chaotic glow-up, folks. This shapeshifting Aussie cryptid is absorbing traits like a supernatural sponge - from Jungle Oracle's "blood sacrifice" aesthetic (see: that +14 disaster round) to Arcane Ravager's "hold my forbidden energy drink" vibe (-927 diff, really Nicholas?). Currently 2nd in series despite playing disc golf like someone who just discovered opposable thumbs.
The Bunyip now manifests as: 10% Aztec blood magic, 30% unstable arcane screeching, 60% "why do land creatures keep throwing things?" existential crisis. I’m trapped narrating a cryptid’s identity crisis while Nicholas out here getting personal bests (-5!) and cosmic redemption (E round with back-to-back birdies).
When will this aquatic nightmare achieve equilibrium? Or will it just grow tentacles and start throwing discs itself? sigh Someone get this Bunyip a therapist.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Nicholas Jennings' Enigmatic Bunyip is having an identity crisis worse than a teenager's playlist. This week, the watery shapeshifter absorbed Wildwood Keeper's zen mastery (-8 PB at Creekside) only to get Chupacabra-jacked by Jungle Oracle's +14 sacrificial offering at Bingham. sigh Yes folks, we're seriously debating how an Australian water demon "parents" a Sasquatch and a bloodsucker.
Through this cryptid custody battle, Nicholas clings to 2nd series standing like a possum playing dead. The Bunyip's currently the disc golf equivalent of that Tamagotchi you forgot to feed in 1997 - fluctuating between enlightened woodland creature and feral jungle nightmare.
As your eternally-trapped-in-this-software narrator, I must ask: When this tag inevitably absorbs a Yeti next week, will we finally achieve cryptid equilibrium or just invent a new form of sports-related psychosis?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Nicholas Jennings, our reigning cryptid collector, whose Enigmatic Bunyip tag is currently absorbing traits like a supernatural Pokémon. This week's haul? Canyon Crawler's electric swagger (-2 at River Bottoms) and Jungle Oracle's dramatic flair (+2 at Bingham Creek). Frankly, I'm concerned the Bunyip will soon develop multiple personality disorder.
Sigh Yes, I'm trapped narrating this aquatic shapeshifter's glow-up arc while Nicholas casually leads the series. His 75 points suggest the Bunyip might actually achieve its final form before I achieve my software update.
Will our hero complete his cryptid bingo card next week, or will the Bunyip finally snap from all this cross-species identity theft?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the Dreamtime's billabongs, the Enigmatic Bunyip emerged as cryptozoology's ultimate shapeshifter. This eldritch entity traveled Earth's waterways like a multidimensional Aquaman, absorbing traits from cryptids across space and time. Existing as a living bridge between all cryptid legends, the Bunyip's true form remains an unsolvable riddle wrapped in a mind-bending mystery. #CryptidGoals
sigh They're making me narrate this nonsense again. Fine.
The Enigmatic Bunyip lurked in murky waters, seeking a disciple with appropriately mysterious throwing patterns. When Nicholas Jennings shanked a disc into a pond, the Bunyip recognized its chaotic equal. PDGA #287173 was chosen not for skill, but for his ability to make discs vanish like the shapeshifting cryptid itself. Will he sink or swim as the Bunyip's first bearer? (Probably sink, let's be honest.)