
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness Enigmatic Bunyip's chaotic glow-up, folks. This shapeshifting Aussie cryptid is absorbing traits like a supernatural sponge - from Jungle Oracle's "blood sacrifice" aesthetic (see: that +14 disaster round) to Arcane Ravager's "hold my forbidden energy drink" vibe (-927 diff, really Nicholas?). Currently 2nd in series despite playing disc golf like someone who just discovered opposable thumbs.
The Bunyip now manifests as: 10% Aztec blood magic, 30% unstable arcane screeching, 60% "why do land creatures keep throwing things?" existential crisis. I’m trapped narrating a cryptid’s identity crisis while Nicholas out here getting personal bests (-5!) and cosmic redemption (E round with back-to-back birdies).
When will this aquatic nightmare achieve equilibrium? Or will it just grow tentacles and start throwing discs itself? sigh Someone get this Bunyip a therapist.