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Jake Robb
Luminous Lusca
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#86 Luminous Lusca
Jake Robb

Jake Robb

PDGA Rating 799
Division MA4
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Luminous Lusca

Origin Story

Born in the abyssal trenches of the Caribbean Sea eons before human civilization, the Luminous Lusca evolved extraordinary bioluminescent capabilities that allowed it to navigate the world's interconnected waterways and influence cryptid evolution across continents. As humans began documenting strange creatures, the Lusca's luminous appendages were glimpsed in countless sightings worldwide, its light revealing cryptid secrets to those worthy while its vast consciousness absorbed and preserved the collective knowledge of all cryptid species.

Properties

The Luminous Lusca possesses hypnotic bioluminescent patterns that pulse across its massive form, allowing it to communicate ancient wisdom, reveal hidden connections between cryptid species, and illuminate the darkest cryptozoological secrets. Its semi-corporeal tentacles can extend through dimensional boundaries, simultaneously existing in multiple cryptid territories while maintaining a singular consciousness that preserves the collective memory of all cryptid encounters throughout history. The creature can alter its coloration and luminescence to adapt to different environments, from the murky depths of Loch Ness to the misty forests of the Pacific Northwest, while retaining its distinctive octopus-shark hybrid form.

Role

The Luminous Lusca serves as the ancient keeper of cryptid knowledge, its light revealing connections between seemingly disparate cryptid species while guiding worthy seekers to profound cryptozoological discoveries across all leagues. It maintains the delicate balance between the human world and cryptid realm, selectively illuminating paths for those who approach cryptid lore with respect and genuine curiosity while shrouding secrets from those who would exploit or harm cryptid species.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

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