
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching humans throw plastic while I'm trapped in this increasingly bizarre cryptid bureaucracy. Jake Robb channeled both the Dingonek Dominator's tracking prowess and Vault Enigma's mysterious vibes, somehow convincing the Luminous Lusca to illuminate his path through a solid +1 showing at Creekside. But wait! Plot twist! The very next day, our cryptid-in-training stumbled at Urban Forest faster than a Sasquatch at a disco party. breaks fourth wall Look, I'm just the messenger trapped in this ever-expanding cryptid soap opera. Will Jake finally crack the cosmic code, or just keep making waves in our increasingly absurd mythology? Send help. And snacks. 🦑