
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of cryptid family therapy here... Thomas Price channels the tracking prowess of the Snallygaster Slayer and ancient wisdom of the Shamir Sentinel to influence our water-dwelling Elusive Ogopogo. That ace? Pure Ogopogo energy - sneaky and unexpected, just like finding a lake monster taking disc golf lessons. adjusts documentarian monocle
I mean, who had "ancient cryptid learns to throw plastic through ancestral memory" on their bingo card? At this rate, we'll have underwater basket installations by next season. Will Ogopogo start offering putting clinics in the depths of Okanagan Lake? Only time (and this increasingly absurd mythology) will tell... 🌊 🥏