Jon Atwater: #4 Boobrie Behemoth

Jon Atwater

Jon Atwater

PDGA Rating 884
Division MA2
Events Played 9
4
Jon Atwater
Pool Emblem Boobrie Behemoth
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 927 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Boobrie Behemoth

#4

Origin Story

Centuries ago, the Boobrie Behemoth terrorized the Highland lochs until Fergus MacTavish, Angus's ancestor and the first Guardian of the Loch, performed an ancient Celtic ritual that bound their fates together. Through this blood pact, the creature's predatory nature was tempered, transforming it from a mindless hunter into a conscious protector of the waters it once ravaged, eternally bound to serve alongside the MacTavish lineage.

Properties

Standing three times larger than a normal Boobrie, the Behemoth possesses the ability to manipulate water and weather patterns around Loch Ness, creating protective mists to shield sacred sites or summoning localized storms to drive away those who would disturb the loch's secrets. Its distinctive call can be heard for miles across the Highlands, varying from a deep, bull-like roar that instills fear in enemies to a melodic, almost mournful song that strengthens the resolve of the Guardians. Despite its immense power, the creature is bound by ancient magic to remain within the watershed of Loch Ness and its connecting waterways, serving as both its prison and its domain.

Role

The Boobrie Behemoth serves as the Guardians' most ancient ally, using its supernatural senses to detect disturbances in the barriers containing eldritch forces beneath Loch Ness while communicating through visions and omens to guide Angus MacTavish toward hidden knowledge crucial for preventing the prophesied awakening.

Tag Details

Pool Guardians of the Loch
Guardians of the Loch faction symbol

Guardians of the Loch

The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.

Faction Leader

Angus MacTavish

Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.

Members

26

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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