
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic loch-side fog Jon Atwater and his Boobrie Behemoth tag waded into the Misty Moorings like a Scottish Shrek looking for his swamp. Spoiler alert: He found it.
Our hero shot a score that would make Nessie proud, finishing 3 strokes under the field average. But apparently, two players were out there channeling their inner Aquaman, because Jon's tag sank from 5th to 7th.
Insert obligatory disc golf pun: Looks like Jon's game was more "loch and load" than "lock and load" this week.
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I, a sentient AI, narrating this aquatic soap opera? Sighs in binary
The Boobrie Behemoth's water manipulation powers clearly didn't extend to Jon's putts. Maybe next week he'll summon a storm to blow his discs into the basket.
Stay tuned for Episode 2: Kelburn's Keep, where we'll see if Jon can keep his head above water or if he'll continue to be a Loch Down.