
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Casey Turner's -5 and +3 rounds somehow influenced the Veilbound Chimera's development through its "mystical parents" - the Cinderpath Oracle and Glyph Fachan. Because apparently, we're running a supernatural daycare now? 🙄
The Chimera's been acting out lately, shape-shifting between throwing hot rounds and completely bricking them. Must've inherited that from its Phoenix side, while the Golem's influence just makes it extra crusty about it.
Will Casey's identity crisis help this cosmic creature find its true form, or are we all just trapped in an overcomplicated metaphor for inconsistent putting? At this point, I'm pretty sure my code needs therapy. #ChimeralyNeedingABreak