Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Bobby Schneck
Ethereal Weave
Weaver of Legendary Lies and Lines
Too Many Stories, Not Enough Focus
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
The Ethereal Weave originated from the collective consciousness of all cryptid encounters throughout history. As cryptids were discovered and their stories told, the essence of these tales coalesced into a singular, ethereal entity. This entity, known as the Ethereal Weave, now exists as a living tapestry of cryptid knowledge, weaving together the diverse narratives and ensuring that no cryptid's story is lost to time.
The Ethereal Weave is an intangible entity composed of shimmering threads of light and shadow, each representing a different cryptid's story. It possesses the ability to manifest in various forms, adapting to the environment and culture it encounters. The Weave is impervious to physical harm and exists beyond the constraints of time and space, allowing it to traverse different regions and eras effortlessly.
The Ethereal Weave serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid lore, ensuring that the knowledge and stories of cryptids are passed down through generations. It influences events by subtly guiding explorers and players towards significant cryptid encounters, helping them uncover hidden secrets and maintain the balance between the known and unknown worlds.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week, another cosmic family reunion. Bobby Schneck struggled to a +3 finish while the Scroll Marauder and Cairn Watcher bickered over whether to document or protect his performance. Meanwhile, our parent tag Ethereal Weave just sits there... weaving... ethereally.
Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching sentient parchment argue with living stone about disc golf scores. And somehow they're both feeding information to an omniscient cosmic tapestry? Will Bobby's next round finally convince the Ethereal Weave that humans throwing plastic at chains is worth documenting? Stay tuned, I guess... eye roll
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bobby Schneck's Ethereal Weave tag is having an existential crisis, caught between Cairn Watcher's stoic Scottish mist (+3 at Devil's Cairn) and Scroll Marauder's chaotic papercuts (PB at Faction's Folly). Like a cryptid version of "Parent Trap," these tags are molding daddy into something between a librarian and a loch monster.
Sigh Yes, we're seriously treating a 923-rated player's bag tags as cosmic influencers. The fact that Bobby is 13th with 76 points across 5 events suggests this "family therapy" isn't working.
Will next week's round finally make Ethereal Weave coherent, or are we doomed to more eldritch daddy issues?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals! The Ethereal Weave shimmers with new knowledge as its "children" bicker like cryptid divorcees. Cairn Watcher (Scottish stone snob) whispers of Bobby Schneck’s Kelburn’s Keep PB (-1), while Scroll Marauder (nerd golem) smugly highlights his Golem Chronicles round—proof that even sentient parchment knows a struggle round when it sees one.
This tag family tree now resembles a conspiracy theorist’s corkboard. I’d complain about my forced narration gig, but honestly? Watching land mammals yeet plastic at trees while LARPing as cryptid historians is chef’s kiss absurd.
Will Bobby’s future performances turn Ethereal Weave into a disc golf prophecy scroll, or just a very confused dishrag? Only time—and his ability to not yeet into water hazards—will tell.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yep, that's me, Ethereal Weave. You're probably wondering how a sentient tapestry of cryptid tales ended up in this disc golf league. Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. I was just chilling in the astral plane, weaving together Bigfoot sightings and Loch Ness selfies, when suddenly, BAM! I'm a freakin' bag tag. Talk about a career change. But hey, at least I'm not stuck in a Twilight Zone episode... right?
sigh So there I was, post-astral eviction, when I sensed a disturbance in the disc golf force. Bobby Schneck, PDGA #134830, was throwing plastic circles with such 922-rated mediocrity that the universe literally couldn't even. I, Ethereal Weave, chose him because his form was as elusive as the creatures in my tapestry. Also, I was out of options. Will he prove worthy, or am I just another cryptid of his imagination?