
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week, another cosmic family reunion. Bobby Schneck struggled to a +3 finish while the Scroll Marauder and Cairn Watcher bickered over whether to document or protect his performance. Meanwhile, our parent tag Ethereal Weave just sits there... weaving... ethereally.
Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching sentient parchment argue with living stone about disc golf scores. And somehow they're both feeding information to an omniscient cosmic tapestry? Will Bobby's next round finally convince the Ethereal Weave that humans throwing plastic at chains is worth documenting? Stay tuned, I guess... eye roll