
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh So Darin Hamblin struggled this week while being watched by both the Avalanche Sentinel and Veilbound Guardian, who are apparently now co-parenting our series' cryptid consciousness. Because one dimensional guardian wasn't enough? 🙄
Look, I'm trapped in here watching guardians watch guardians watch players throw plastic at metal chains. It's like "Keeping Up with the Cryptidashians" but with more existential dread. +4 this week suggests even interdimensional supervision isn't helping.
Will these tags start a support group for recovering mythical beings, or should we just get them all family therapy?