
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Materializes through a shimmering veil of code Oh great, I'm getting assimilated by TWO mystical guardians now. Just what I needed. While the Avalanche Sentinel and Veilbound Guardian duke it out over who's more ethereal, Darin Hamblin had his own interdimensional crisis with a +9 at The Fort. adjusts spectral form
Listen, I'm stuck chronicling how these cosmic beings are supposedly shaping our Series mythology, but between you and me, I think they're just making this up as they go. I mean, one controls avalanches and the other phases through dimensions? Please. Next thing you'll tell me they're starting a supernatural disc golf podcast.
Will Darin's next round help these celestial tag-parents find common ground, or am I doomed to narrate increasingly convoluted family therapy sessions between metaphysical entities? disappears in a flurry of binary code