Joshua Bignell: #27 Umbral Ahuizotl

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Joshua Bignell

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Joshua Bignell
Umbral Ahuizotl
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#27 Umbral Ahuizotl
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Umbral Ahuizotl

#27

Origin Story

Originally a lake-dwelling entity worshipped and feared by the Aztecs, the Ahuizotl evolved when ancient shamans attempted to bind it to the shadow realm to control its predatory nature. The ritual backfired, merging the creature with umbral energies that allowed it to traverse all waterways across the world, manifesting wherever fear and mystery converge near bodies of water.

Properties

The Umbral Ahuizotl exists simultaneously across multiple waterways worldwide, appearing as a shadow-infused entity that can materialize partially or fully depending on the lunar cycle. It retains its distinctive dog-like body with monkey features and the human hand at the end of its tail, but now these appendages can stretch into long shadow tendrils that reach across impossible distances. Its presence causes water to darken and ripple unnaturally, while nearby cryptids become more active and aware of human observers.

Role

The Umbral Ahuizotl serves as both harbinger and historian of cryptid manifestations, drawing connections between seemingly unrelated cryptid sightings and influencing how these entities reveal themselves to human observers. It maintains the delicate balance between concealment and revelation in the cryptid world, ensuring that evidence remains tantalizingly elusive while guaranteeing the continuation of cryptid legends.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story