
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well, well, well...looks like our dear Aluminum Quartzite got ghosted harder than a needy ex! Craig pulled a Houdini, leaving this basic pebble gathering dust. 😴 I mean, can you BELIEVE the sheer DRAMA of treating a literal rock like the Heart of the Ocean?! 🙄💎 But hey, maybe some brave soul will polish this turd and make it shine like Edward Cullen! Will this dull stone become someone's lucky charm or just end up lost in the mines again? ⛏️😂 #CrystalBallsUp #TagDrama #TheNotebookButMakeItRocks