
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jungle drums intensify After two weeks of mysteriously vanishing like a Chupacabra in daylight, Ryan Hartley's Shadowveil Predator tag awakens from its blood magic coma to reclaim #3. Dramatic temple reveal This MA4 menace may have played like someone who forgot which end of the disc to throw (2.5 over personal average? Oof), but hey - the field was worse, so Aztec glyphs glow approvingly.
Look, I don't enjoy pretending a plastic tag moving from 4 to 3 is some epic jungle conquest, but the "lore" demands I describe this like Ryan just deciphered ancient glyphs rather than shanked a putt. Sigh At least he's clawing back from that embarrassing absence streak - turns out even shadow entities need to show up to hunt.
Remember when this tag was #1? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be shifting into incorporeal form to escape this narrative. Next week: more blood magic nonsense! Sacrificial dagger plunges into fourth wall